December 2010
12 posts
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Enterprise rep: Here's your rental sir, a Nissan Versa.
Me: Dood, it smells like 5 Jamaicans lived in it. It reeks of weed!!
Enterprise rep: I'll throw in free gas.
Me: #BOOM!
Dec 28th
6 tags
Dec 27th
1,590 notes
2 tags
Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
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5 tags
Dec 23rd
337 notes
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Dec 19th
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3 tags
Dec 14th
2,108 notes
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Me: I have to leave the office early tomorrow to take care of stuff for my London trip.
Andy: I don't believe you. You're just gonna go home to have sex or watch TV.
Me: ...
Dec 14th
1 note
3 tags
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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