January 2011
9 posts
7 tags
Amy: I wanna have a baby.
Me: Cool.
Amy: Since you're my boyfriend, you should probably be the father.
Me: ...
Jan 25th
5 tags
Jan 15th
2,156 notes
4 tags
Jan 10th
4,504 notes
3 tags
Jan 10th
1,467 notes
4 tags
Jan 9th
6,920 notes
4 tags
Mom: You write "WTF" so much on the Facebook. What does it mean?
Me: Welcome to Facebook.
Mom: Oh. Well that's nice of you.
Jan 7th
5 notes
5 tags
Jan 6th
772 notes
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Jan 5th
Amy: I'm gonna dry hump Vegas.
Me: What the fuck??
Jan 2nd