Can Facebook Paper make my friends less dumb?
I really don’t know what’s wrong with my friends.
- Me: Eric, Gabe, and I are thinking of going to some dood's party to watch the Super Bowl. He's got a 100" TV!
- MG: Cool.
- Me: We can get you invited. Where are you gonna watch it from?
- MG: The Superdome...in New Orleans.
- Me: ...
Birthday Present FML
Amy: Happy birthday! I got you reading glasses. They magnify what you’re reading by 2x.
Me: Wtf?! This is like for old people. Worst present ever, seriously.
Amy: Fine. I’ll just return them.
Me: Wait…actually…let me try them on… (FML)
- Amy: I got hit on like four times last night.
- Me: Really?! How did I not see this?
- Amy: All the guys would make their move when the Fernet shots showed up.
- Me: Fernet fml...