Don't Make Me Say It
- Me: Sooo...you know we're having that big tech party tomorrow night and there will be lots of startup guys there right?
- Hot Female Coworker: Yes.
- Me: Yea...sooo I was wondering if...ummm...gosh, what are the right words here...you know...
- Hot Female Coworker: YES, I'll wear the hooker shoes.
- Me: Thank you.
- Me: I have to leave the office early tomorrow to take care of stuff for my London trip.
- Andy: I don't believe you. You're just gonna go home to have sex or watch TV.
- Me: ...